Following her career-turning performance in the recently released “Sasquatch Sunset”, Lady Sasquatch is set to make her first ever appearance at this year’s Met Gala. And she’s looking camp right in the eye.
I had the pleasure of seeing “Sasquatch Sunset” twice last week, and I for one was blown away by Lady Sasquatch’s portrayal of life in the wilderness. Poignant, heartwarming, and at times devastating, Lady Sasquatch was the glue of not just her family, but also the film itself.
Incredibly enough, this star-making performance scored her a personal invite to this year’s Met Gala from Anna Wintour herself.
Although she’s keeping details about her look under wraps, we were able to obtain this exclusive comment from Lady Sasquatch about what we can expect:
“Ouughh ah ahh. GrUH! GRUH!!! Ough oo,” she tells us.
Wow, she sure knows how to tease a crowd!
Many Met Gala commentators expressed concern with the inclusion of a Sasquatch at the event, but Ms. Wintour was quick to clap back in this official statement:
“Oh, please. Hollywood is already full of animals. If you’ve seen the film, you know Lady Sasquatch is a woman of elegance. So what if she shits and pisses a little? It’s fashion.”
You tell ’em, Anna!
